remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay