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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(Source: femalesbelike, via pride-riding)

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

honeybumjess asked: 4, 7, 19 & 77

4. What is your zodiac sign?
Aquarius

7. Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have a dog and two cats.

19. Do you want a church wedding?
No

77. Have you ever drank underage?
No, I don’t like alcohol and I don’t like being around people that drink.

(Source: laughburnscalories, via flygoing)

nagna-rell:

chronic-cat-lady:

goomyqueen:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound

lmao WHY?!

(Source: touchmypixels, via iguanamouth)

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via iguanamouth)

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK


THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP


it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth